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Free Essay
| Gale Chester Whittlington, Gay Author |
Life without passion and drama is no life at all.
| "You can only fit so many martyrs in a body bag before it rips and falls apart."--Blog |
| UPPITY QUEERS By President George W. Bush as interpreted by Gale Chester Whittington ===Copyright 2004-2009=== |
Just when America was beginning to tolerate gay people, the activist
judges in Massachusetts and elsewhere have decided to take the law
into their own hands. It proves true that ancient adage, “Give them an
inch and they’ll take a mile.”
The law-abiding people of the United States have bent over
backwards to satisfy the insatiable appetites of homosexuals. We
have allowed them to decorate our homes, design our clothes,
arrange our flowers, invade our sitcoms, and even cut our hair. What
thanks do we get for our kindness to these heterosexually
challenged miscreants?
Instead of appreciating what we’ve done to help them, they demand
even more. They have gone too far, all the way to the point of being
dangerous. Imagine wanting to officially profess their love for each
other on a marriage certificate exactly like the one heterosexuals
have! This is what happens when families forget to temper tolerance
for the downtrodden with common sense. Just because we may
throw a little food to a wild animal in no way means we should invite
one to our dinner table. After all, it’s a well-known fact that some of
them bite and carry disease.
Sure, they should have equal rights, but not special rights. Actually,
they already share the privileges of the majority. Just like straights,
they are free to marry another person of the opposite sex. You can
thank my mentor, Jerry Falwell, for that one!
Maybe if we encircle heterosexual marriage like in an old-fashioned
caravan, they won’t be able to get inside and see how bad, er I mean
good, it is. Surely, if we write them out of the constitution, they won’t
be able to claim a right to do sacred things like marry and profess
love for one another. Our only hope is to convince them that not
loving each other is just a normal part of being gay.
We must stand up and cut these democrats—I mean, demagogues—
off at the pass!
The gays have gotten way too uppity! Next thing you know, they’ll be
asking for the right to vote!
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